sitting perfectly still but still feeling like you’re swirling
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this gift shop in london has a great selection of hats, whether youre going for swag or that just-been-friendzoned look
when am i gonna find my macklemate
you’ll just have to wait a little macklemore
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
honestly what the hell
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
wake up america