you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
i want this as my wallpaper
no not my laptop or phone wallpaper
but as my actual wallpaper
in my room
The most iconic photo of all time.
A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, I’m the bee.
when someone asks how your weekend was
my main goal in life is to be so straight-looking people are in traumatizing shock when i tell them i’m gay